I believe this is taking place to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting here to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Perhaps it's time change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I could not believe my eyes the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a group of geese came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and people were laughing. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe this just happened. Seriously, I know I'm going to pass out! All of it was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?